Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
