I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
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I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
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They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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