I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
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i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
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I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
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Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.