why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
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If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
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He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...