i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
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