..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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