I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
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I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
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No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
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