Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
It's blow job season.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
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