Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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