I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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