Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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