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i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
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sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
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the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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