I think i sorta joined a cult last night
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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