u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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