ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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