I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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