belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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