why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
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