guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
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who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
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When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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