you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize
