just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
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New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
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I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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