I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
I've blown a few things in my day
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
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