what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I think I am morally bankrupt
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
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Disregard any previous text from the past 12 hours. Except for the one about scoring a strike while drunk bowling. Remember that one.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
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I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
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