Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
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I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
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I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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