I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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