Midget sex pt 2 tonight
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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