He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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