It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
its not stalking. its research.
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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