plz talk dirty to me
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
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