I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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