who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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