I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
It was a blind-side dick pic.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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