i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
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I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
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She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
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