i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
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I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
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Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
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