Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
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And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
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He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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