I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
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My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
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The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
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