i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
Randomize
