walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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