Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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