farters have to be the big spoon...
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Randomize
