I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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