the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
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We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
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Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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