I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
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Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
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i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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