You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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