Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
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you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
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did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
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