did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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