i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
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Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
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The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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