i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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