I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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