I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
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