I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
I don't think brook has ever known best
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
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Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
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That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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