Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
please don't ironically join a cult
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