So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
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