I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
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just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
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So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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